New Christine O’Donnell Ad: I’m Not a Witch
Published on October 8, 2010 by The Truth Syndicate · No Comments
This election season has gone from bizarre to surreal.
You may recall the “bombshell” about the tea party darling Christine O’Donnell (Republican Candidate in Delaware’s 2010 U.S. Senate special election) dropped by Bill Maher, host of Politically Incorrect. In the middle of her already weird campaign, he released footage of her 1998 appearance on his show.
In the now infamous footage, Ms. O’ Donnell said that she “dabbled into witchcraft” as a teenager. For those who somehow missed that clip, here it is.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iWRw3oZdg4
That’s right… she “dabbled” in witchcraft and had a picnic on a bloody Satanic altar. You cannot make these things up. Christine has since been trying to do some political face saving before the November 2 election.
She’s got quite a fight on her hands. Not only does her association with “witchcraft” frighten the primarily Christian tea party crowd, but she also has alienated the Wiccan voters. In a statement to the Huffington post, Reverend Selena Fox, the High Priestess & Senior Minister of the Circle Sanctuary said, “Any political candidate that is going to equate witchcraft with Satanism is ill informed and is not likely to get the support of people involved in nature religion.” She goes on to say, “Yes, this was 11 years ago she said that, But the kinds of things she is saying now, saying ‘well in high school you are with despicable characters’ or some such thing, she is actually defaming Wiccans. Whether she intends to do that or not as a way to try and get herself out of this political problem she has created for herself, the fact is America really needs to be a place where you can celebrate diversity and practice your religion without getting ridiculed or defamed.”
Her most recent ad actually begins with the phrase, “I am not a witch”. Check it out.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask
Make no mistake, Christine is NOT a closeted witch. No way. She is an uber Christian values candidate who has made quite a few statements (most of them weird and untrue) that are informed by her fierce defense of the Bible. And when she’s not using the Bible and butchering scripture, she’s just spewing any other craziness that comes to her brain. Here are some highlights.
“We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we’re having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.” (Weekly school shootings Christine??)
“God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills. The outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.” (Well that’s comforting.)
“You can’t masturbate without lust.” / “I’m a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste.” (Well, that’s just too much info right there..)
“American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” (No… actually they’re totally not doing that! This one gives me the LOL’s!)
But don’t lose hope Christine! There are plenty of other candidates out there that are prepared to steal the loony light from you. Example?? Well, there’s the Democrat running for Congress in Virginia, whose name is actually Krystal Ball (Serious!). She proves that Republicans do not corner the market on wacky.
Photos just released of Ms. Ball show herself and her husband at a racy Christmas party… where she’s dressed as some kind of a Mrs. Claus dominatrix, and her husband is Rudolph the red nosed reindeer… with a shiny red dildo nose! Krystal Ball is such a wholesome looking woman in her professional photos, but she’s got another side to her… oh yes.
Above: The public face of Krystal Ball (just sounds like a porn name, doesn’t it?)… and Below: The photos she didn’t want you to see.
See more photos like these here: Gawker
I don’t know. A candidate who has sexy Christmas parties complete with dildos and chains might actually attract voters. In any case, we’re sure that Christine O’ Donnell is crossing her fingers that this takes some of the national heat off of her.
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